1 00:00:10,379 --> 00:00:11,379 Carmen Hayes! 2 00:00:12,100 --> 00:00:13,820 Hey. How are you, baby? 3 00:00:14,160 --> 00:00:15,200 I could be better. 4 00:00:15,940 --> 00:00:18,900 Wait, what do you mean you... Well, first of all, you know what's really 5 00:00:18,980 --> 00:00:21,020 Because I haven't seen you in a long time. We haven't had a chance to work 6 00:00:21,020 --> 00:00:23,880 together since, like, the Spring Thomas days, maybe, or something. 7 00:00:24,100 --> 00:00:25,480 That's very, very true. 8 00:00:25,700 --> 00:00:27,960 And I have to see you under these circumstances. 9 00:00:28,380 --> 00:00:29,640 I'm a little irritated today. 10 00:00:30,090 --> 00:00:31,090 Tell me. 11 00:00:32,189 --> 00:00:33,470 Elaborate. You want me to elaborate? 12 00:00:33,890 --> 00:00:35,530 Yeah. Do you really have a lending ear? 13 00:00:36,290 --> 00:00:37,290 Go ahead. What's up? 14 00:00:38,150 --> 00:00:40,410 This is my fucking boyfriend, dude. 15 00:00:40,940 --> 00:00:42,520 He's like such a fucking dick. 16 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:47,600 Like, he's sitting here going around fucking bitches to be exact, white 17 00:00:47,660 --> 00:00:51,840 and it's really getting on my fucking nerves. It's like, first of all, you 18 00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:55,580 that I'm a beautiful Nubian black princess, and here you want to be with a 19 00:00:55,580 --> 00:00:57,720 fucking bunny. I'm like, what the fuck is that shit? 20 00:00:58,140 --> 00:00:59,440 I'm like, this is so much bullshit. 21 00:00:59,700 --> 00:01:02,120 It's like, you want to go around fucking him, and it's not like he's just 22 00:01:02,120 --> 00:01:02,979 fucking one. 23 00:01:02,980 --> 00:01:05,860 He's fucking like seven of them. And I'm like, I don't even know if he's fucking 24 00:01:05,860 --> 00:01:07,520 them, because you know how those bitches are. They're like... 25 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:08,940 Fucking girls going wild. 26 00:01:09,140 --> 00:01:12,840 And they're fucking sitting there, you know, probably fucking each other and 27 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:13,579 fucking him. 28 00:01:13,580 --> 00:01:15,120 Wait, hold on, hold on. Take a couple deep breaths. 29 00:01:15,380 --> 00:01:18,900 Okay. Take a couple deep breaths. You are a beautiful black Nubian princess, I 30 00:01:18,900 --> 00:01:19,399 might add. 31 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:20,400 Thank you. 32 00:01:20,700 --> 00:01:22,320 Aw, you want me to suck your dick? 33 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:26,440 You know. 34 00:01:26,900 --> 00:01:30,780 You've got a black dude. Yeah. You're dating a black guy. Yeah. And he's 35 00:01:30,780 --> 00:01:34,200 around with snow bunnies? Yes, and he's like every typical nigga that I know. 36 00:01:34,540 --> 00:01:38,580 and sitting there fucking all these fucking snow bunnies. I'm just tired of 37 00:01:38,620 --> 00:01:42,640 I'm tired of black guys just, you know, saying that, yeah, a black woman is just 38 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:46,220 too much trouble. She has too much lip. She's just this, this, this, this. They 39 00:01:46,220 --> 00:01:50,800 want to, like, stand off as snow bunny because she's, like, quick to say, okay, 40 00:01:50,920 --> 00:01:54,760 you wouldn't happen to be fucking black guys, would you? 41 00:01:55,900 --> 00:01:56,900 No. 42 00:01:57,140 --> 00:01:58,140 Not at all. 43 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:00,920 See? Sure. 44 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:02,800 Black guys can't do it. 45 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:09,979 They ain't shit, girl. You shouldn't even talk to them. 46 00:02:10,479 --> 00:02:11,480 Niggas ain't shit. 47 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:14,120 Niggas is not shit, I'm telling you. 48 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:17,520 And I'm just tired of this shit, you know. I think I'm going to get revenge 49 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:21,160 his ass today, you know. I don't think I'm going to do the normal, typical 50 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:24,560 thing, like yell at his ass and go upside his head. 51 00:02:24,820 --> 00:02:26,020 You know what I'm going to do? What? 52 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:30,860 I'm going to fucking find me quite a few white guys, three, maybe five, suck 53 00:02:30,860 --> 00:02:34,320 their dicks, take the nut in my mouth and swallow it, and then go to him and 54 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:35,320 kiss his ass. 55 00:02:35,650 --> 00:02:36,650 Don't clean up afterwards? 56 00:02:36,830 --> 00:02:40,370 Yeah. You know, that'll get them. And then tell them afterwards, like, you got 57 00:02:40,370 --> 00:02:42,530 punked like Ashton Kutcher. You know? 58 00:02:42,870 --> 00:02:46,630 I sucked some white dicks and I loved it. Just like you like those white 59 00:02:46,630 --> 00:02:47,630 bitches. 60 00:02:47,890 --> 00:02:49,170 Exactly. Teach him. 61 00:02:49,450 --> 00:02:50,450 Like a white girl. 62 00:02:50,610 --> 00:02:53,590 Dirty and nasty and thoughtless. I think I'm going to do that. 63 00:02:53,890 --> 00:02:56,310 You know, it's really funny. I just happen to have some white dudes hanging 64 00:02:56,310 --> 00:02:58,190 here. You know what? 65 00:03:00,170 --> 00:03:01,290 That sounds suspicious. 66 00:03:01,770 --> 00:03:04,950 It's almost like you're an oracle and you just knew I was coming here today 67 00:03:04,950 --> 00:03:08,250 pissed and wanted to have some revenge, you know, on these niggas. 68 00:03:09,310 --> 00:03:11,490 Well, I'm not going to elaborate on that. 69 00:03:11,730 --> 00:03:15,330 I'm just going to say I've got white guys here, and if it's time for revenge, 70 00:03:15,550 --> 00:03:17,950 let's open up a can of revenge. 71 00:03:18,310 --> 00:03:20,850 Fuck it. Let's do it. You ready? I'm ready. 72 00:03:22,050 --> 00:03:26,970 Hi, I'm Carmen Hayes, and you're tuning in to ComeBang .com, and it's all about 73 00:03:26,970 --> 00:03:27,970 fucking revenge. 74 00:04:03,980 --> 00:04:04,980 Yeah, 75 00:04:07,220 --> 00:04:10,880 sorry, just fucking Niggas out here just taking advantage of me. 76 00:04:12,980 --> 00:04:15,220 This is for all you black guys out there. 77 00:04:15,540 --> 00:04:17,180 Just fucking with me like that. 78 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:19,640 I have some white dick in my mouth. 79 00:04:23,740 --> 00:04:26,780 And I have some more white dick in my mouth. 80 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:29,180 Because I'm showing you guys that I mean fucking business. 81 00:04:51,090 --> 00:04:57,490 Like that yeah, you like that yeah my mouth music 82 00:04:57,490 --> 00:05:02,390 let her Go all you fucking niggas out there 83 00:05:18,760 --> 00:05:20,040 Oh yeah. 84 00:05:35,660 --> 00:05:37,860 More. The more the merrier. 85 00:05:38,460 --> 00:05:41,040 I'm gonna get you fuckers back for what you did to me. 86 00:06:30,700 --> 00:06:33,200 banged a rapper, so this is my thing, man. Yeah. 87 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:34,920 Let's get her. 88 00:06:35,100 --> 00:06:36,100 Let's get her. 89 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:40,800 All you niggas out there cheating, stick to your own topic. That's right. 90 00:06:42,980 --> 00:06:44,660 Hell yeah. Not today, though. 91 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:46,760 Not today. 92 00:06:46,900 --> 00:06:47,900 Not today. 93 00:06:49,280 --> 00:06:50,540 Yeah, work that hand. 94 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,340 Come on. 95 00:07:02,570 --> 00:07:03,570 Now the horn. 96 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:32,080 Yeah, hook up my homie here. 97 00:08:01,290 --> 00:08:03,090 She likes a black dick. She does. 98 00:08:06,510 --> 00:08:09,510 Oh, yeah. 99 00:08:11,350 --> 00:08:13,850 Hook all our boys up. 100 00:08:20,150 --> 00:08:21,150 Fuck. 101 00:08:24,810 --> 00:08:25,830 Fuck that. 102 00:08:26,070 --> 00:08:27,070 Fucking black man. 103 00:08:27,530 --> 00:08:29,130 Hey, you black guys, how about that? 104 00:08:53,720 --> 00:08:54,720 Come on, 105 00:08:55,980 --> 00:08:59,540 come on. Come on over here. Cover the dick. 106 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:11,900 That rapper wants to bang my fucking little girl, huh? 107 00:09:14,640 --> 00:09:15,640 Yeah, 108 00:09:23,340 --> 00:09:25,620 suck those white cocks, huh? 109 00:09:38,190 --> 00:09:39,670 You guys are going to be missing out from now on. 110 00:09:45,070 --> 00:09:51,290 The rattlesnake. 111 00:09:52,090 --> 00:09:53,090 Yeah. 112 00:09:53,530 --> 00:09:55,550 White boys, get a taste of the rattlesnake. 113 00:09:56,710 --> 00:09:58,130 Do that rattlesnake thing. 114 00:09:58,590 --> 00:09:59,870 Do that rattlesnake thing. 115 00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:02,190 Y 'all want to hear that rattlesnake. 116 00:10:03,830 --> 00:10:04,830 Oh, yeah. 117 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:10,820 all these fucking white dicks and no niggas could mix. 118 00:10:12,380 --> 00:10:12,980 I 119 00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:21,500 think 120 00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:22,500 it's tasty. 121 00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:37,980 White meat is the way to go. 122 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:39,200 Thanksgiving, huh? 123 00:10:41,260 --> 00:10:44,300 Right around the corner. 124 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:46,800 Gobble, gobble. 125 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,180 Gobble, gobble right there. 126 00:10:49,140 --> 00:10:50,740 I am a pilgrim today. 127 00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:57,760 Give me that rattlesnake. 128 00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:00,060 Oh, yeah. 129 00:11:01,540 --> 00:11:03,500 Oh, that's some new stuff today. 130 00:11:08,550 --> 00:11:10,530 They ain't gonna like this. That's for sure. 131 00:11:10,770 --> 00:11:13,230 Who gives a fuck? Fuck all y 'all. 132 00:11:20,790 --> 00:11:23,410 Bring me some more. 133 00:11:36,170 --> 00:11:37,910 I didn't know I could be so multi -tasked. 134 00:11:41,150 --> 00:11:41,590 Bring 135 00:11:41,590 --> 00:11:49,730 on 136 00:11:49,730 --> 00:11:50,730 the white dicks. 137 00:11:50,950 --> 00:11:52,930 Fuck all the black dicks trying to mix. 138 00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:06,800 No. 139 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:09,320 No. No. 140 00:12:53,650 --> 00:12:54,650 Bring it. 141 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:47,600 Your turn. 142 00:14:57,710 --> 00:14:59,350 One down, three to go. 143 00:15:00,390 --> 00:15:02,010 Take that. 144 00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:05,510 That's that white cone right there. 145 00:15:16,330 --> 00:15:21,550 Open that mouth up. 146 00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:54,060 This is for my payback. Yeah, give me that milkshake. Give me that protein. 147 00:15:54,380 --> 00:15:56,120 Yeah, give me that white protein. 148 00:15:56,580 --> 00:15:57,740 Here we go, baby. 149 00:15:58,080 --> 00:15:59,080 Here we go. 150 00:15:59,980 --> 00:16:00,980 Here we go. 151 00:16:07,980 --> 00:16:09,380 Payback. It tastes good, too. 152 00:16:09,940 --> 00:16:10,940 Payback tastes real good. 153 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:22,480 That's me. 154 00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:43,820 Like white protein and milkshake Fuck chocolate It's all about the 155 00:17:43,820 --> 00:17:44,820 white milk 156 00:18:27,530 --> 00:18:30,370 Give it to me. Give me that white milkshake. 157 00:18:31,330 --> 00:18:34,190 I want the white milkshake. I want the chocolate milkshake. 158 00:18:34,670 --> 00:18:36,430 I know you got protein, Birdie. 159 00:18:41,050 --> 00:18:42,890 Let me get my revenge. 160 00:19:08,620 --> 00:19:09,740 Revenge of the white man. 161 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:20,020 Carmen, it seems that all of our white friends are gone. 162 00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:23,280 You're a cummy mess. 163 00:19:24,060 --> 00:19:25,460 You just got cum banged. 164 00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:26,860 Yeah, I know. 165 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,380 And I love it. 166 00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:33,680 How do you feel right now? I feel like I got my revenge. You know what I'm going 167 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:34,680 to do? What? 168 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:39,720 Not only, I might wipe myself down some, but I'm not going to brush my teeth, 169 00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:41,580 and I'm not going to mouthwash. 170 00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:44,660 I'm going to go straight up to that nigga, and I'm going to kiss him. 171 00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:48,780 I'm going to give him a big kiss, and I'm going to say, you got fucking 172 00:19:49,900 --> 00:19:51,500 I had me some white milkshake. 173 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:52,939 God, you're hot. 174 00:19:52,940 --> 00:19:53,940 Can I pull you up? 175 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:55,239 Go ahead. 176 00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:56,240 Yeah.